Harvard Lampoon nails Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton in Boston? Now, that’s hot.

Everybody’s fave pop tart is heading to Cambridge to receive the "Hastiest Pudding of the Lampoon Award." Contrary to initial reports, Christopher Walken and Charlize Theron will be honored as the Hasty Pudding Theatricals’ Man and Woman of the Year.

It’s no surprise but Hilton’s award is a little less prestigious and a helluva lot more lowbrow.

Harvard’s celebrated comedy magazine, The Harvard Lampoon, is slotted to roast the star of the upcoming release "The HOTTIE & the NOTTIE" and reality TV’s "Simple Life" on Wednesday, Feb. 6.

Hilton will make a quickie pit stop in Harvard Square to accept the award and speak publicly to the university’s student body. The celebutante, who was in prison in 2007 for a DUI, will receive the Lampoon honor accompanied by a large public ceremony in the middle of Harvard Square.

Also, Hilton is expected to give an acceptance speech ... that’s if she’s able to string together a sentence.

As far as late-night festivities, Hilton is scheduled to host The Estate's one-year anniversary bash kicking off at 8 p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 6. Tickets are $20. Check out http://www.theestateboston.com/ for the lowdown.