Friday, January 11, 2008

Paris Hilton honored by Harvard Lampoon

Yes, it's the first sign of the Apocalypse. Paris Hilton will be honored with the Harvard Lampoon's "Hastiest Pudding of the Lampoon" award.

Here's the press release:

The Harvard Lampoon, Harvard's noted comedy magazine, will be honoring Paris Hilton, the star of theupcoming release "The HOTTIE & the NOTTIE," with the Harvard Lampoon "Woman of the Year" award.

Founded in 1876, the Harvard Lampoon is the world's oldest continually published humor magazine. The Lampoon has many accomplished alumni including Conan O'Brien, John Updike and William Randolph Hearst and is responsible for the creation of the National Lampoon.

Hilton will be on the Harvard campus on Wednesday, Feb. 6 to accept the award and speak publicly to the university's student body. The celebutante, who was in prison in 2007 for a DUI, will receive the Harvard Lampoon "Woman of the Year" award accompanied by a large public ceremony in the middle of Harvard Square.

The entire Harvard undergraduate community will be invited to attend this ceremony at which Ms. Hilton is expected to give an acceptance speech.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

They might want to rethink this. If/when this blind item becomes public, I don't think they'll be too happy that they picked another Michael Vick as their recipient:

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