Sunday, September 21, 2008

Harvard student unveils his Diamond in the buff

If you’re going to challenge New England’s traditional puritanical views on "sex, dating and relationships," you probably should check for typos before unleashing an online magazine with naked Harvard students to the general public.

Well, there's only one naked Harvard student and it happens to be the so-called mag's editor.

Matt Di Pasquale’s vanity publishing debut Diamond is riddled with spelling errors like "retarted" and "screem" but that’s if you actually read the articles.

On pages 33 and 37 the Harvard junior lets it all hang out … literally … in one of the more ballsy moves of self-publishing I’ve seen in a long time.

His interview is so over the top and misogynistic that it reads like an online hoax. Borat goes to college? It's possible.

The editor is the magazine’s cover model and nudie centerfold and Diamond features 10 self-masturbatorial pages of Di Pasquale interviewing, well, himself.

His blog dispels any misconceptions regarding his decision not to "manscape" his hairy chest before dropping trou. Also, we learn other important tidbits like Di Pasquale’s proclivity to "get shrinkage" when he’s nervous and that he’s a "grower."

If you're over 18, click here to see Di Pasquale’s Diamond in the buff.

UPDATE: I hope this is some Harvard hoax gone terribly awry--or a disgruntled BU student seeking "Joe Tucker Must Die"-style revenge--and it turns out to be an elaborate example of media manipulation. However, I'm not holding my breath.

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